A Christmas Story

There is no story here. This is all a lie. It is very difficult to make a story you know. To come up something original or creative. All stories always start with something like "once upon a time..." or "a long, long time ago..." or "there once was this boy or girl named...". Not to mention that this is a Christmas themed story. So there will be some sort of snow theme, Santa somewhere will pop-up in the story, a journey of the characters adventures, saving Christmas, a happy ending.  No, no. Those are not found here. I am sorry, unfortunately. There is no story here. Go on, leave this site. I know you have stuff to do. Like playing games, reading Wattpad, scrolling down Facebook meme posts, communicating with friends in Messenger, TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, etc. Go now. Leave. ??? Why are you still here? Did I not tell you there is no story here? Tsk* tsk* tsk* tsk* Like I said mate, there ain't anything here. Leave. ??? Your still here? Why? Cause y...